Hard as nails

When I upgraded my Gaming PC to Core i5 loveliness, I got two new games with it.  Batman: Arkham Asylum, which is without a doubt note only the best Batman game of all time but also the best superhero game of all time; and Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2, which is – to be frank – bloody hard.

Much has been said about CoD:MW2 in the press regarding the gratuitous violence and a notorious level which sees an undercover US soldier forced to gun down many innocent civilians in a Russian airport.  I played the level and actually saw it as pointless as a game level despite being essential to the plot by fomenting hatred of the warmongering US.  You are forced to shoot people otherwise the terrorists smell a rat and kill you, if you shoot the terrorists they kill you and at the end of the level they kill you anyway.  A cut-scene would have worked just as well although it wouldn’t have sickened me as much and make me wonder for a second or two if our forces actually every need to do this type of thing.

What hasn’t been commented on is how hard as heck it is.  I’m on the third or forth level, which is set in Brazil, and I never get very far without being killed by some scumbag’s bullet.  The damage model is pretty hard so you only have to take two or three hits before the screen goes black and the game reloads.  Whilst I can get to cover, I get pinned down and immediately surrounded.  I’m all for realism but this is taking it a bit far.  Yes, I know that I’d be a bit pants in a fire-fight, but I don’t want to pay money for what is, after all, entertainment and have this demonstrated to me.

For Christmas, I was kindly given more computer games for my new system.  Something my old rig could never ever, ever, ever, ever play was Crysis so I was kindly given Crysis: Maximum Edition which gives you the original game plus the expansion and multiplayer in one little box set.  I have to say it’s impressive.  As well as looking gorgeous, the enemy AI seeks to flank me and surround me as well as searching for me under cover.  Realistic but not so hard that it makes me want to weep.

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PsychopathicCoho

So, I’m sitting here looking at jobs on the net when I get an AIM message from someone called PsychopathicCoho which says Let’s kill Lady Gaga together!. I immediately think spam or virus and Google the AIM name before closing window or responding and I find lots of information.

Turns out it’s a social networking fish bot (not to be confused with a phish bot) which randomly connects two AIM ID’s together and gives a spurious message to both to get the conversation flowing as well as much hilarity as one accuses the other of initiating the conversation.

After much confusion and then amusement, I had a lovely chat with my random person – a 26 year old film major from San Francisco who loves The Smiths and Joy Division – about everything from the current economic climate to the fact that we both love music from the decade we were born rather than stuff that is around now and how Americans get rather confused about how Britain, the UK, England, Scotland and Wales all fit together.

It was random and totally anonymous but ultimately harmless and rather fun. It also highlighted for me that the world isn’t as big as you sometimes may think and the internet can be brilliant and surprising.

More links:
The AIM FishBot Phenomenon
Got a random IM message?
AIM Fish (not Phish) bots
Project Upsteam Screen Names
The Missing Hat

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