Feeling a trifle full right now, my friends. You see I got let down for a big lunchtime eat out by Laura, so I decided to treat myself to a little Mixed Grill at the office restaurant which was today’s special. I duly got my meat on and stuffed my face for a staggering £4.50 which sadly did not include a pint of hot sweet tea.
What you see before you is a feast comprising (from the top-left in a clockwise rotation):
- Chips
- Onion Rings
- Yellow Mustard
- Heinz Tomato Ketchup
- Two Pork Sausages (hidden under O Rings)
- Grilled Tomatoes
- Gammon Steak (hidden under Toms)
- Lamb Steak
- Fried Mushrooms
All this and I still have some Parkin left over in a little box on my desk…….

