Fanboys - coming soon to a galaxy near you.

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There’s a new film coming out in 2008 which is another must-see comedy film for the geeks of the world. Fanboys is a geek road trip for a group of friends travelling to Skywalker ranch in 1998 to see Star Wars Epidosde 1 - The Phantom Menace before it’s released. Want to know why you should see it? Cameos from Carrie Fisher, Billy Dee Williams and Ray Park should help as well as the fact that Kevin Smith was also going to be in it but work on Clerks 2 forced him out.

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Hounded out for being ginger

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Someone e-mailed me this article on the Sun website.

A shaken family told how they have been hounded out of three homes — for having ginger hair.

Kevin and Barbara Chapman and their four children have been targeted by thugs for three terrifying years.

The youngsters have been verbally abused and beaten up, while vandals have regularly smashed the family’s windows and sprayed hate-filled graffiti on the walls of their council homes.

Only this week, the slogan Gingers are gay was daubed across one wall.

The Chapmans have moved home three times across their home city of Newcastle. But each time, the taunts and attacks have followed them.

Kevin says the local council even said he could dye his kids’ hair to halt the bullying on their estate.

The full-time dad, 49, says the abuse has become so bad that his 11-year-old son — also called Kevin — recently tried to hang himself.

Meanwhile the couple’s ten-year-old daughter Ryelle, and sons Daniel, also ten, and Jordan, 13, have all been badly affected.

Kevin Snr said: It started more than three years ago, when the kids started getting bullied by local lads over their hair colour.

They’ve been punched and kicked and thrown over a hedge. Every time they go out, these gangs have got to them.

We can’t even go to the shops two minutes away. The kids get all their stuff taken off them. You expect people to have a bit of fun about ginger hair, but this is just disgusting.

Dad Kevin, who also has five older kids, said Kevin Jnr got a black eye in the street last week.

He added: It’s shocking, he’s never even seen a life yet and he’s been driven to try suicide.

It was great when we moved home, but then we were spotted again. It seems there are a dozen families with relatives in each area. I was shocked when the council recommended hair dye.

Barbara, 44, who is separated from Kevin, said: It’s not fair on the kids putting up with this.

Newcastle City Council said housing staff were aware of the abuse — but denied suggesting hair dye.

A spokesman said: Mr Chapman suggested to one of our people he was going to dye it, and they said, You could always do that. But it wasn’t a suggestion.

Oh, this made me so very angry, especially as someone sent it to me thinking it was funny! I was bullied at school because I was ginger, slightly chubby, wore classes and wasn’t particularly good at games (especially football) and so this story tweaks an emotional response from me.

I partially blame Catherine Tate (who is ginger herself) and the current crops of comedians who have latched onto ginger as the new and acceptable form of racism. It only takes Am I bovvered? teenager Lauren from Tate’s show or a joke to me made in Little Britain for the playgrounds to be awash with this abuse — exactly as it was for my generation with Blue Peter and the late Joey Deacon.

If the family were being targeted because they were black, asian, jewish or muslim then the police would do something about it, but because it is the colour of their hair it is ignored.

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Hot Fuzztival and DVD Signing

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This from Ain’t It Cool:

Come to The Hot Fuzztival
It’s Free!!!

Join Hot Fuzz Director, Edgar Wright at the Prince Charles Cinema on June 10th as he takes you through his film inspirations for the action comedy box office smash Hot Fuzz. The film out to own and rent on DVD from June 11th will be shown along with exclusive live commentary from the director and cast from the film in the evening…and it’s all free!

Showing times are as follows:

11:00 Hard Boiled
13:45 Last Boy Scout
16:30 Point Break

20:00 Hot Fuzz with LIVE AUDIO COMMENTARY FROM EDGAR WRIGHT AND CAST FROM THE FILM!

Still not persuaded? Well here are some wise words from your Hot Fuzztival host…

Hey muddy funsters. Join me at the Prince Charles Cinema on June the 10th for a marathon of hot cop action. Not only will we screen three of our favourite actions films, but you will get to see a totally unique live commentary from myself, Simon Pegg and Nick Frost, as well as other special guests from our Bad Bobby opus HOT FUZZ.

And who can argue with the triple whammy of John Woo’s classic HARD BOILED, the bruising, hilarious LAST BOY SCOUT and the palpable homo erotic tension of POINT BREAK.

I will be your host for the day, will join you in watching the marathon of bad-assery and will be flinging a few goodies and surprises your way.

Come join. First come, first served. And totally free.

Get there early. The hardcore will be duly rewarded.

Edgar

There’s also a signing with Edgar, Nick and Simon the day after the Fuzztival (June 11th to be exact - ie UK DVD release day) at the HMV - 150 Oxford St. London W1 The Sharpies start flying at 1pm. More signings to be announced soon, but that’s a definite! Enjoy, you lucky Londoners!

Pete and I discussed it and he reckons we are not hardcore enough to even get in as there are bound to be those more geekier than us who will camp all night to get in. We love Simon, Nick & Edgar but all night? On a London street? *sigh*

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Knackered!

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Just finished trimming my privets (not a euphemism for anything) and I am absolutely knackered! Still, on the plus side, next-door haven’t done theirs in yonks so our front looks fabulous compared to theirs. :P

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Why would anyone wear two pairs of pants?

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Virgin School

Year: 2007

Media: On TV

Distributor: Channel 4

Rating: 3 out of 5

(Channel 4 - Tuesday 15 May 2007 @ 10pm)

Virgin School follows the emotional and physical journey of 26-year-old virgin James as he embarks on a unique four month course for sexually inexperienced men, in Amsterdam. Situated at Aquarion, an established ’school for love and leadership’, the course is designed by experienced professionals to boost his self confidence – both socially and sexually, and concludes with the opportunity for him to lose his virginity to one of the sex therapist coaches.

Explicit footage and mild titillation cannot hide the fact that this documentary is also tragically comic.

Discussing it with my wife, friends and colleagues we all immediately focused on the fact that when performing a strip tease for the woman he was about to lose his virginity to, James was seen wearing a Guns N’ Roses T-shirt and two pairs of pants - white briefs with navy boxers on top if memory serves - before moving onto the way the programme portrayed him as a geek - a label I and many others actually embrace - by cutting to the Buffy posters and X-Files, Buffy & Babylon 5 video collection in his bedroom.

It is very easy to label this obviously quite nice young man as strange because what he is doing is to public, but he is also a product of environment and one should not gloss over the fact that James has had learning difficulties, was bullied at school and still does his paper round as his only means of income at the start of the programme due to the way he feels about himself, that his social awkwardness and belief that he will never be perceived as a true man until he loses his virginity all stem from the rough time he had as a teenager. It amused and saddened me to realise that James obviously still believed that everyone in his school was having sex at the age of 14 when in fact they were all simply lying about it - something a handful of us knew at the time and the rest of us actually realised by the time we really did start having sex around the time we all buggered off to Uni.

One thing you cannot avoid, however, is that James is….well…..doing it with women who are old enough to be his mum or worse granny *shudder*. Some of the scenes are quite graphic and often amusing or compelling in a car-crash TV kind of way - the literally toe curling orgasm scene immediately springs to mind complete with voice-over informing me that James has just experienced his first orgasm with someone else in the room. Really? How very lovely!

The epilogue kindly informs us that since the making of this programme James has gained enough confidence to secure a job in the local cinema (one of the top five geek favourite jobs if I am not mistaken), has not had any more sex and is looking for a girlfriend. Now, whether this programme allows him to secure a proper girlfriend or simply provide a contact point for James to meet all the women of a certain age who have incredibly high HRT fuelled sex drives that he can lay his hands on remains to be seen. Quite how Channel 4 got away with screening it begs belief but I am kind of glad they did. As for the pants, I think it was probably his first time wearing boxers which - as I remember it from when I was 14 - they can be strange to wear at first so he probably wanted to keep the security of his tighty whities.

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Frost and Pegg’s Perfect Night In

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Frost and Pegg’s Perfect Night In

Year: 2007

Length: 120m

Category: Comedy

Media: On TV

Rating: 2 out of 5

(Channel 4 - Sunday 13 May 2007 @ 9pm)

*sigh* What a disappointment it was. This show could have been truly great. It would have been so much better to have let them go down the pub, get drunk and talk about TV and music that really summed up their childhood THEN got all the appropriate clips in place.

Instead we were left with a stilted script badly delivered by our two heroes which felt as if it had been written around the clips with anecdotes written to match.

Popularity: 16% [?]

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