Just played the demo of F.E.A.R (First Encounter Assault Recon) and I have to be honest and say that I shat my pants. Pure and simple. The whole atmosphere is incredibly dark and the sound effects and music – especially the music – really keep you on the edge of your seat. It doesn’t help in many respects that my new über sound card, the Creative Sound Blaster X-Fi Fatal1ty Edition, really does give me eXtreme FIdelity surround sound through my headphones i.e. What was that? It was behind me – aaargh! etc etc.
First moment of genuine poo in pants moment was about 90 seconds in and happened last night. I went into the sub-basement of the complex I am suppossed to be penetrating and an air vent next to me shut when I looked at it and the music went da-da-la! in a horror movie stylee. That was it, but it was enough. I moved forward, rats ran at my feet and a little girl giggled somewhere. I went cold, my head stubble went on end, hit ESC, saved the game and called it a night. Yes, I am an adult but even I don’t like having nightmares – especially as the wife tends to find me standing next to the bedroom window when I have one in a real nice Blair Witch moment for her.
There were a few more scary moment in-game such as more giggles, voices in my head, the sound of my in-game breathing and heart rate, all designed to bring on a real feeling of terror. The final one just before the demo ends really was the pièce de résistance, reminding me of the whole freaky house of horror dream sequence in Max Payne 2, I am running between two doors with the little girl giggling and telling me I am gonna die or something. Truely scary.
It doesn’t help that the little girl in the game reminds me waaaaay too much of the little girl in The Ring – a film which I realised that I didn’t want to watch soon after the girl with the weird face in the wardrobe and which I turned off as soon as the heroine started watching the video in the log cabin. *shudder*
Maybe I shouldn’t buy this, because I never got that far past the inital outbreak in Doom 3. I was too scared.

What can be funnier than laughing at a drunk trying to walk down the street? Well, lots actually, but this Swiss site seems to think it is hilarious – and to be honest, it is.

Click here to play – instructions are found by clicking on the billboard which is put out at the start (you’ll see it!). Enjoy!

Finally, not five minutes ago, I completed HL2. Not bad for someone who has been playing it since release at the same time as holding down a job and being a daddy.

I have to say that it is without a doubt one of the best games I have ever played, but maybe it just feels like that right now because the wonderful Source engine makes such great use of my Athlon 64 3800 processor and my GeForce 6800GT card.

Either way I’ve thoroughly enjoyed it! And what an ending!

High Points: Controlling the Ant Lions with the bug bomb.
Low Points: Motion sickness in the Water Hazard level.

PS – If you haven’t got it – GET IT!